Michael Keane
Mike Keane is one of the most refreshing young men of today. His willingness to lie about almost everything makes him quite entertaining. He showed me a lot of things freshman year at college. I learned that it doesnt matter what anyone thinks of you… If it feels good..Do it. On a night to night basis Mike would lie and lie and lie about stuff that would not make sence to lie about. Most of the time Mike was telling a false story there was usually some sub par female around looking for an easy lay just like Mike was. Mike is a best friend of mine. He showed me how to lie to woman and that it does not matter if you fornicate with an ill-favored broad every once in a while. So i will end this blog on a little story of Keane and i hope it speaks volumes of his mentality and life style.
It was a cold February night during the week. There was not much to do besides have a couple and see where that would take us. So a couple buddies, Mike, and I invites some ladies up for acouple games or two. Mike being the player he thinks he is tell the intoxicated girl that he is on the lacrosse team and ” its what ever..not a big deal” he tells her a couple more falsehoods and they end up leaving together. A couple hours later Mike comes up with a big smile on his face. No.. he did not get laid.Him and the girl he was chatting with had a little set of games they had coined “Competitions”. What happened was they race eachother up a staircase and who ever wins makes out with the other person. Being the drunkards they were that evening. They definitly did not realize that it was not really a competition but just making out. They went to the bed room where the unnamed female had found out that Mike had a girlfriend for over year. Mike denied the fact but none the less she made him depart. In conclusion the girl in the story was the least bit attractive..but Keane didnt fret. He made moves and eventually couldnt get it done but the effort was there and events such as that carried on through out the year.
MTK
